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posted in Marriage SMS
Definition of most successful married life
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
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“Yet to be seen”
posted in Marriage SMS
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
posted in Marriage SMS
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
posted in Marriage SMS
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
posted in Marriage SMS
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
posted in Marriage SMS,
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